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Vortex Outfitters
and General Store!

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Vortex Outfitters

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for your
shopping needs!

We don't want to
make money!  We
just want fans to
have stuff!
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Death Certificate



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t the link above to
request your FREE personalized
Death Certificate and/or autographed 8X10!

Autographed Photo