I
was born
somewhere along the interstate outside of Mobile and was given up to an
orphanage just after birth. Well, technically it was a pet
shop
but I still think of it as an orphanage. Upon reaching
maturity,
I realized that I had telepathic powers and decided to run away and
make my mark (i.e. slimetrail) on the world. I got a gig as a
roadie for Duran Duran for their North American Tour in the
80's.
Talk about living the wild life! Wooohooo!
Party!!!!
I eventually settled down and graduated from
Princeton
University where I studied movie and TV media. I travelled to Mexico
City where I became involved with TVAzteca. I was cleaning
some
equipment one day and must have shorted out something because I
remember a bright flash and the next thing I knew, I was here in the
Vortex!
I ran a pet shop here for several years until I was elected President.
I also push Zoid's buttons er, I mean push the buttons for
Zoid's
shows and I make coffee too!
I'm anywhere from 3" to 5'8" and very moist!
Single
Was a hermaphrodite now am mostly female....long story, don't want to
relive it here!
I'm into eating things....mostly internal organs but will occasionally
chow on some road kill or affids.
I love techno, classic rock and broadway show tunes
I'd like to go to Cons but Zoid always makes me stay here and take care
of the castle.
PICS
Some
shots of me in
my ever-evolving
glory!
VIDEO
Clicking
the above picture will
take you to my very
own ARTV youtube playlist, where you can watch me as much as you want!
